This is where I will tell you answers made of questionable truths.

Why is your website still under construction?

Hell, I barely know how to turn on my computer. What do y'all expect of me--The Sistine Chapel?

Where are you currently based?

Portland, OR. Somewhere under an electric blanket. Originally from Texas, y'all.

Why do you say "y'all" so much?

Why y'all don't?!