This is where I will tell you answers made of questionable truths.
Why is your website still under construction?
Hell, I barely know how to turn on my computer. What do y'all expect of me--The Sistine Chapel?
Where are you currently based?
Portland, OR. Somewhere under an electric blanket. Originally from Texas, y'all.
Why do you say "y'all" so much?
Why y'all don't?!